A DAY IN MY LIFE

  - Wake up sometime in the afternoon.

  - Play video games.

  - Watch anime while eating cereal. Chocolate is my favorite.

  - Find new anime to watch.

  - Go to the fridge.

  - Realize it's getting empty.

  - Tell mom to go buy groceries.

  - Remind her to buy Schezwan sauce because it tastes good with chicken tenders.

  - Get yelled at for not having a job.

  Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.

  - Convince her I'm still looking for one.

  - Get told to go outside and hand my resumes in person.

  - Convince her I will do that next week.

  - Continue watching anime while eating frozen burritos (microwaved).

  - Go talk to my friends.

  - I am now a cat warrior swordsman.

  - Continuing a quest to find the Unholy Grail hidden deep inside an abandoned temple.

  - Fight against monsters.

  - Somebody needs to leave so we have to continue the cat warrior swordsman stuff tomorrow.

  - Play video games while eating instant ramen.

  - Think about what I'll do if my parents die.

  - Will I get enough money from the government to live? Surely I'll get a bunch from inheritance but how long will that last me?

  - Get called to have dinner with my parents because I need to get out of my room (so my mom tells me).

  - Get beaten up by my dad again because I called him a wage slave (again). I'll be having the last laugh when he's buried in the ground with nothing but his own corpse. Going to his job for five days a week and wasting his life away like the way he is.

  - Watch anime.

  - Remember I don't have any friends outside the internet, so no reason to go out.

  - Sleep.