“Eh… EHHH?! THIS IS SO AWESOME BY THEY THE HECK DID HE MAKE ME A KID?! Oh well, but I can totally abuse this system here…” After day dreaming about the possibilities I look up to notice that I’m in a forest. And I hate nature, it’s too contracting to my comfy secure room. But so is life. Just gotta move up.

  But where…

  WHERE DO I GO?!

  After walking around kicking fallen sticks and pebbles around where I showed up I thought up an twigtastic idea. I’ll just take a stick stand it up right, and left it fall choosing my direction. Which pointed somewhere.

  After walking and not hearing anything other than the rustle of leaves and cracking of twigs under my feet for what appeared to be 1 hour, the light the drifting down through the treetops started to get darker and darker.

  ‘Fucking hell, at least let me get a nice starting point, not in some random location… where’s newbie village???’ I grumble to myself. Whining about the poor things in life.

  ‘Ah well, guess I’ll just sleep in the open, it’s not my room but at least it’s nice out here.’

  Clearing away all the sticks, leafs, and stones underneath a tree I lay down and close my eyes passing out right away.

  *RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE*

  ‘Zzzzz…’

  Four shadowy hunched figures slowly creep up onto Fiend Yuki making slight disturbances, all unbeknownst to him while he was sleeping away in lala land.

  “OOKAH BAH SHEE NONO?!” (Why the fuck is there a human in this deep of the forest?!)

  “Nana boololo eeaat eat” (Dunno but look weak soft good eat)

  “Gawf eeeaat jaja?” (Yeah good eat yes indeed..)

  “Bah keel keel eeat drogo mannn ughus.” (Just kill him, eat back at village)

  That said the one who said to kill poor sleeping Fiend Yuki, leaped up and stabbed down right into Fiend Yuki’s chest with a long rusted dagger that slightly simmered in the night.

  *PING SNAP*

  As the dagger hit Fiend Yuki the force of the dagger had to handle was too much to handle snapping in half with the broken part flinging straight into the shadowy assualtants eye, bursting it right open in a bloody mess of green blood and brain batter the oozed drop the now empty socket with the broken blade unseen from the force of the strike. Killing the assailant instantly.

  “GAAAHHH OGG OGG OOFFFF?!” (What the fuck?! What what happened?!)

  “DUUNO DUUNO?! HHEEEG HEEEG DEEED!!” (I don’t know?! He’s he’s dead!!)

  “Naw sheet… heeg hat heem gough howg heeg deed engsteed?!” (No shit… he hit him though how is he dead instead?!)

  Seeing the bloody mess, and still sleeping figure on the ground, sleeping still even though he’s where he’s sleeping is getting more and more blood but still snoring away without batting an eye, the three remaining shadowy figures get more nervous but still slowly approach the still figure.

  “Yoog doo et” (You do it..)

  “Naw yoog doo et” (No you do it)

  “Fig em fagster hen ug” (Fine I’m faster than you)

  With that said the smallest figure dashes forward, aiming a kick straight at Fiend Yuki’s head, only to be rewarded with a

  *DING CRUNCH*

  “AAHHHHGHHH!!! OOHEWG OOHEWQ MAHG FOOGHT FOOGHT!!!” (AHHHHHH!!! OWIE OWIE MY FOOT FOOT!!!) screams the figure leaping on one foot clutching the foot he kicked Fiend Yuki with with both hand, feeling the broken toes in his hands he knew it was done just by feeling them.

  “HEG HOOG HARRG HOOG HARRG!” (He’s too hard too hard!)

  “Heg… hoog harrg… heg hook urg fooght wig heg heagh?” (He’s… too hard… he broke your foot with his head?) mumbles the largest of the three shadowy figures looking at the sleeping figure with a stunned look, with fear creeping into his eyes which slowly harden with resolve. After awhile he shouts “HEEE TOOKGH BAAK VEEHALL OOOK ING POT EEEAGHT!” (Take him back to the village, and cook him in the pot to eat!)