THE CABIN IS ALWAYS HUNGRY PART III
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
The People (but not all) & the Creatures of Book 3, and Others
Citizens of Mark’s Dungeon
Mark Castle, the dungeon lord
Oracle, AI construct
Demon, the possessing entity
Duke Henry Duncan, the ancient vampire
Wendy Morrison, first vampire spawn
Sophie, vampire spawn
William, vampire spawn
Mr. Dunne, the duke’s familiar
Goliath, masked serial killer
Old Growth, plant stalker
Penelope, Calypso, Circe, and Scylla, the sirens
Alan, Garth, and Luke Sawyer, the werewolves
Lord Zal-Kutt Urgoa, the lich-king
Frosty, the abominable snowman
Rakradag, the black dragon
Mother Gertrude, the hag/cedar witch
Lady Asfrid, the fallen valkyrie
Baron Lothar, the headless hell-knight
Shanks, the hell-knight’s demonic mount
The Parasite, the contagious mutagenic slime
Moody, Casper, and Jingles, the eldritch clowns
The Spider Queen, the insectile guardian
The Brood, giant spiders, the spider queen’s progeny
Other Dungeon Residents
Teddy, the sawyer’s pet bernese mountain dog
Sentinel, colossal clockwork guardian of the death core
Conan, a grumpy golden eagle of wizard island
Dead Pacifica Cast
Dylan Griffin, YouTuber, podcast host
Retto Kearns, Twitch Steamer, podcast host
Anton Lozano, YouTuber
Emily Jurek, TikTok influencer
Megan Adler, skit-comedian
Collette Quezada, OnlyFans model
Kurtis Darlington, celebrity psychic
Tanner Brooks, super-fan, contest winner
Jesse Henshaw, super-fan, contest winner
Charlie Castle, the guest of honor, Mark’s cousin
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Dead Pacifica Crew
Owen Baldacci, producer
Heidi Birchall, assistant producer
Kevin “Big Mac” Rangel, camera technician
Annie Tran, make-up artist & costume
Kimberly Morgan, PA/assistant
Billy Swanson, PA/assistant
Dead Pacifica Security
Jake Hanlon, head security
Dexter, security
Warren, security
O’Meara, security
Lark, security
The Montrose Institute
Wyoming, the handler
Tom Rowe (Agent Sheridan), FBI, institute agent
Vincent Sutter (Agent Laramie), DHS, institute agent
Scott Donahue (Agent Gillett), Stanford professor, institute agent
Point Hope Police
David Dilworth, chief of police
Ron Cornell, patrol captain
Sarah McCoy, detective
Troy Gregory, detective
Ruben Bellisario, detective
Fernand Blompkin, spokesperson
Selma Lawrie, evidence officer
Alberta Neale, 911 operator
Jane Reynolds, officer
Anthony Howley, officer
Brett Wilcox, officer
Eric Yoshida, officer
Larry Sinnott, officer
The Helwing Brotherhood
Leo Grady, returning delver
Paul Barrera, helwing hunter
Theo Kincaid, helwing hunter
Casey Porter, helwing hunter
Coven of the Crone
Vivian Yates, returning delver
Lauren “Madame Dallaire” Toomes, witch
Elaine Krane, mother supreme
Joanna Pierce, witch
Karen Sanderson, witch
Chloe Foster, acolyte witch
Adrian Cardenas, warlock
Church of the Unworthy
Xavier Yates, cult leader
Cassandra Pratt, lieutenant
Gordon Miller, lieutenant
Rachel Ballard, follower
Joshua Shaffer, follower
Caleb Lloyd, follower
Melissa Poole, follower
Maria Velez, follower
Corinne Glover, follower
Townspeople of Point Hope
Terry Warrick, the town’s mayor
Douglas Warrick, Terry’s husband
Cassian Warrick, Terry and Douglas’s son
Nerida Warrick, Terry and Douglas’s daughter
Grace Dilworth, David’s wife, elementary teacher
Tim Crothers, rich, owner of selene lumber co.
Danny Grady, Leo’s younger brother
Father Nathan Ramsey, new priest
Katie Reeves, local reporter
John Calloway, medical doctor
Alejandro Cordova, coroner
Erica Sedowski, Charlie’s girlfriend
Molly Redding, widowed nurse
Rocco Gaudino, private eye
Kathryn Milligan, librarian
Ryan Lenehan, teen
Alex Wechsler, teen
Brett Driscoll, teen
Carly Moore, teen
Castle Family
Vivian “Vivie” Castle, Mark’s mother
Brandon Castle, Mark’s father
Abby Castle, aunt, Charlie’s mother
Kerry Castle, uncle, Charlie’s father
Claire Castle, cousin, Charlie’s sister
Julius Castle, older brother of Liam, Mark’s cousin
Liam Castle, younger brother of Julius, Mark’s cousin
Sabrina Castle, Julius and Liam’s half-sister, Mark’s cousin
The Havashar Society (Cult of Astaroth)
Astaroth, high prince of hell, Mark’s nemesis
Richard Viswanathan, the collector, seat member
The Teeth, seat member, unknown
The Blacksmith, seat member, unknown
The White Queen, seat member, unknown
Eugene Reilly, the collector’s assistant
Mr. Cotter, the collector's head of security
James Milford, the society’s liaison
Captain Kowalczyk, cultist soldier
Lucas Reed, cultist soldier
Others
Elvis, the administrator representative
The System, a powerful, reality-warping, sentient force
