Hi. I'm Gobuta. I'm sure you honestly don't really give a shit about me. Anyways, enough about me. It's time to begin our story.

  Now.. let's see... what should I write about...

  Do you guys like characters with big tits? I heard those were the rave these days. A nice bishoujou with some good bazookas...

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  Too bad! Put your pants back on you pervert. I'm sure you're already getting excited.

  But wait, what if you're a chick? Fuck! Take two, take two!

  Do you like guys with big *****? Wait what? Why am I getting censored? What's up with this bullshit?

  Yea sorry, this is production. You can't use the word *****.

  Who the fuck are you!? And wait, then why can I use the word fuck then? This is stupid.

  By the way... what were we talking about again?

  *Short intermission. Gobuta is an idiot.*