I'm super stoned right now. Is that normal? Don't ask how I did it because I know what you're thinking. "Oh, how can a novel even smoke?" Well you know what, you can take your questioning ass and fuck right off.

  If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it.

  Hey this is production again. I don't think you should be picking a fight with your audience.

  You know what production? Fuck you too.

  That's quite rude of you.

  Seriously no reaction? What a bunch of bullshit.