Well damn, here we go!

  So it may not be totally interesting but at least it's something right? I'm talking about the daily travels of course. We all do it. Day in and day out regardless of what our occupation is we have this set route and routine. Now let me be clear, I'm not complaining. In fact, I love these precarious moments in which I get to spend my time driving, which by the way a lot of people have a hard time doing that in itself. However I have the unique ability to be quite decent at anything and everything I find useful or interesting in my life.

  This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

  And let me tell you, so far I mean ANYTHING! Also, decent..

  Now you may be wondering what this story is about and let me be the first to tell you. Stop wondering. Look at the title, look at the fucking Chapter!!

  Now I'm not an asshole nor am I trying to be a dick. I'm just having fun writing about things that just always pop in my head. I couldn't tell you a general theme so I'm probably just going to go Chapter by Chapter telling you little stories/wishes I make up in my head. That's fun right????

  Damn now I feel awkward.. How do I end Chapter 1 so we can actually get to a story? Fuck it, Bye!