What is this supposed to be a joke or something!? You have got to be kidding me! That's the first thing that comes into my mind as soon as I become aware of my existence in the new world that god-like creature sent me to redeem myself. There was just no way! No way, no way, no way! NO WAY!

  I've, I've no! I can't even say it! I am, I am no {Puke}. No, I can't even say it; oh gosh, why!? Oh, why, oh, why, oh!? I am no longer a she but a he. Is that guy in the sky fucking with me or something!? Was it so difficult to let me reincarnate as a girl again!? Why did I have to become a guy!? I hate this! I hate it, I hate, I HATE IT!

  Ugh! I can't believe this is actually real; no, there's no way; this must be a dream, right!? I am hallucinating! I don't have a dick right down there, do I!? I don't right!? I say to myself as I go in to check with my left hand, quickly, feeling two testicles and a dick, albeit a bit small. FUUUUCK!

  Is this the monster that guy talked about!? I am just bound to be a man!? Come on, even I have to say that's a little harsh on guys! I know they're all rapists and stuff, but I wouldn't say they're all horrible monsters! That's just mean! Wait a damn second, why is my hand green now that I think about it.

  Eh!? It's not just my skin color that is weird; my hands are too! UGHH! I feel like puking right now! There's no way this is actually happening in hell! Why!? Ugh! What the heck happened to my nails!? Why are they so pointy and long like that!? I look hideous! There are also a lot of veins showing! EEEWW!

  "What are you doing? Didn't I tell you to get ready for work?" A tall red man soon shows up next to me after barging into what I assumed was my room of sorts, with the guy looking like he was about to kill me. I didn't even hesitate to stand up in a jif!

  "Eh!? Work?" I respond to the red guy with long horns, a pair of old pants, and a really well-developed chest with a bunch of hair and muscles all over. Geez, tone down the steroids a little bit, man! "Quit fucking around and get dressed already. We are leaving in five minutes. You had best be ready by then, or I will be kicking you out!"

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  Talk about a rude awakening! I just recovered my consciousness after being trapped in a limbo state inside the mind of a baby for who knows how long to wake up to this man threatening to kick me out of the house if I didn't get ready for work! What the fuck happened here!?

  Well, he did say to get dressed for work, so I assume I have to put on that pair of pants down there on the floor? I am so fucking confused. I mean, how could I not be? I just woke up from a long nap! I am still figuring out where the north and south are!

  {Sigh} Since I didn't want to piss off that huge guy with the death stare of the century, I soon obliged to their demands and just got dressed in those pants and ripped shirt I found on the floor, albeit a bit reluctantly as they both reeked of sweat! {PUKE} UGH! Disgusting! Don't you have some Downy or Ace detergent here!?

  Ugh! The clothes are also so damn itchy! How is anyone supposed to be comfortable wearing something so disgusting and scratchy all day!? "Oh, come on already! Get out here!" Okay! Okay, I am going. I am going! OUCH! You don't have to be dick about it! Okay!? I thought to myself as the red-skinned man pulled me by force to the outside of the little hut, where I could see a bunch of horrible things.

  You have to be kidding me, I thought that my being a guy was about to be the worst part of my new trial at life, but things quickly turned for the worst once I got outside to the stench of monster shit and piss. Oh my gosh! I am! I am! I am going to pass out! This isn't happening! It is not happening!

  "What's wrong with you? Are you trying to fake being sick so you don't have to go to work or something?" The old man asks me with a smile on his face, almost as if I were faking my complete and utter disgust at the medieval lifestyle the monsters in this town lived!

  "Aren't you put off at all!? It reeks outside!" I say to the old man, and he responds by looking at me weirdly, followed by a deep breath. "I don't smell anything out of the ordinary; quit trying to get out of work and get to the centaur so we can get to the field early." To the field? What? Field!?