"Do I commence the operation, my lord?"

  "Hmm."

  In a dark, yet colorful ever-stretching void, two unidentifiable entities are conversing. They are both gigantic, and their voices seem to pierce through the void itself.

  "Yes. Hehe, I will finally accomplish what I've strived for. I can already Imagine the look on those ugly bastards faces."

  After pondering for what seemed to be a second, the larger entity replied.

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  Simultaneously;

  "AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH,"

  I was suddenly stricken by an immense pain.

  "FFFFFUUUUUUUCKCKCKCKCKK, YOU MOTHERFUCKING HNGGGGGGG,"

  I spewed curses like a drunken gangster while trembling in pain. Every time I trembled, it hurt even more. My body was ...

  My body?

  Umm.. where was I?

  I can't see. What am I? WHO AM I?

  It was then when I was suddenly struck by a heaven shattering revelation.

  "I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO OR WHAT THE FUCKING HELL I AM!"

  In a corner of the, or rather 'a' universe, a man was screaming in pain and agony, and as if that wasn't enough, he was also experiencing a mental breakdown. Yet no one heard, or rather, he didn't even make a sound.