Kakashi Hatake was not amused.

  He woke up to an infant on his doorstep. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?!

  Orochi-fucking-maru.

  Of course.

  This is what the letter said:

  Dear Hatake Kakashi,

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  Meet your daughter, Subject 666. She of course is the result of an experiment creating life forms from small DNA samples, so the “mother” is your old teammate Rin Nohara. She is the only success in my fireproofing experiment, so yeah, she’s completely fireproof. She’s also the only successful vampire, so yes, she can only drink blood, and no, she can’t turn others into vampires. She will grow slowly, and stop all together at age 26 (according to my calculations). When I realized that I couldn’t do anymore experiments on her, I thought to give her to you.

  Only here for shits and giggles,

  Orochimaru

  What was that thing the Nara’s always said? Oh right, troublesome.

  Oh well, time to go to Yondaime-sama for advice.