Me – 8:15 pm

  Whyyyy are you coming?

  When have you ever gone to a party, Peter?

  Peter – 8:15 pm

  Chill, I'm not going to ruin your party

  Me – 8:16 pm

  Godddd

  Peter – 8:16 pm

  Lol just pretend we're not related. I do it all the time

  I'm only going cuz Lisa wants to go

  Me – 8:16 pm

  You and Lisa can have the downstairs I'll have upstairs

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  Divide and conquer

  Me – 8:20 pm

  But also if you're driving can I get a ride

  Peter – 8:22 pm

  Lol brat

  Peter – 11:17 pm

  Did you send mom to come find me? Alex I swear to god

  Peter – 11:32 pm

  Go home

  Peter – 11:32 pm

  Don't come outside

  Me – 11:41 pm

  No, what? Where did you go?

  Is mom here???

  Me – 11:46 pm

  Are you okay

  Me – 11:58 pm

  Hello?

  Peter – 1:17 am

  She wanted this. You have to believe me. It was her choice.

  Me – 7:25 am

  What??

  Did you come home last night?

  Me – 10:57 am

  Peter?