For what was to be the so long as had anything to say about it, the nosy butler with the head of a fish questioned his completely sane and entirely rational decisions.
“And you’re it’s wise to be making such crucial decisions at this critical juncture while you’re in such a… state?”
“What do you mean? Of course it’s wise! It’s just a little soul damage,” he thumped his chest where the ability cube sat. “I can handle it! Did somebody say I couldn’t handle it?! I’m a god, Pufferfish-man! A god! Do you hear me, a mother-forking god!”
“Very well sir. Though, if I might remind you for the sixth time today, my name is Simon, sir.”
“Simon-shimon! It’s Pufferfish-man all the way for me! Isn’t that right good buddy!”
“Guh-Hyuck!”
“See?! Even he agrees!”
“G-george… not you too…?”
“Guh-Hyuck….?”
Simon gave a weary sigh.
“I you sir. Though it behooves me to advocate for my own banishment into the void, I cannot in good conscience advise that you proceed as you are.”
“As I am?” Richard snapped. “And what’s so wrong with how I am?!” his eyes narrowed. “What do you know? Who told you?! Was it her!? Oh gods…” suddenly all the anger in his voice was replaced by sorrow. “what have I
“See, it’s behavior that greatly concerns me.”
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“Meh! I’m still gonna do it anyway,” he said, just as chipper as ever.
“Of course, sir…”
“Now, what do you think of my title? It’s a bit of a work in progress, I will admit, but I think it has legs.”
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“S-sir! When on earth did you have time to get it trade marked!?”
“No time! Onto step one!”
Step 1) Get Buff.
[Increase Personal Parameters]
Strength — [
Endurance [
Regeneration — [
Control —
Mana Capacity — [
Step 2) Teach Stuff.
[Help Penelope Reach Her Penultimate Form]
- Percentage to Penultimate Penelope: (0.01%)
Step 3) Diamond in the Rough.
[Polish Off Checklist In Preparation For Devil’s Arcadia]
- SOUL SEAL – PERCENTAGE OF COMPLETION: (7%)
- ENHANCED METABOLISM – LEVEL OF PROFICIENCY: (16%)
- FLESH MANIPULATION – LEVEL OF PROFICIENCY: (0%)
- INCREASE BODY PRESTIGE
- INCREASE SOUL GRADE
- KILL A LVL 15 NAMED ELITE
- GAIN A CLASS
- EVOLVE TO F GRADE
- GRIND TO LEVEL 50
- EXPLORE SHAPERS LEGACY
DAYS LEFT BEFORE RARE CLASS CUTOFF DATE: (12/15)
“There! I should think that sums it up rather nicely!”
“As you say, sir… as you say…”