Chapter 5: Teacher, be careful!

  This summer vacation Lu Xiao Ran felt passed very quickly, because An Qi accompanied him, he didn't sleep through this summer.

  These days they go out to play every day. This summer, Lu Xiaoran took Angie to almost all the famous places in Beijing.

  Lu Xiaoran watches Korean dramas with Angie every night, such as "Blue Life and Death" and "Watch Again".

  Lu Xiaoran has already watched it more than a dozen times, but every time she watches it, she cries until she's a mess.

  An Qi's face was expressionless as she stared.

  She prefers watching Young and Dangerous, that day she saw My Sassy Girl and An Qi smiled saying "this girl is very similar to me"

  "Well, you're much stronger than her..." Lu Xiaoran said with a tangled expression.

  The new semester is about to start.

  These days, Lu Xiao Ran has packed up all the things he needs for school. To be honest, he really dislikes going to school, not because he dislikes learning, but because he dislikes their physics professor.

  Lü Xiao Ran's physics teacher was an old man in his fifties, thin and dry, wearing a pair of thick reading glasses.

  This physics teacher, Mr Xu, has been given a nickname by his students: 'Chalkhead Killer'.

  Because in his class whoever didn't listen would get hit by a chalk thrown at them, with an accuracy like a slingshot, Lu Xiaoran often got hit.

  "Honey, I'm going to bed early tonight, let's study together tomorrow, goodnight"

  Lu Xiaoran finished speaking and fell asleep after covering himself with a quilt.

  An Qi stood by Lu Xiao Ran's bedside watching him sleep, standing there motionlessly.

  "Ding ding ding"

  A burst of ringing sound broke through the tranquility of this morning.

  Lu Xiaoran sleepily reached out and fumbled for his watch on the bedside table.

  Anqi raised her slender hand and slapped the alarm clock, only to see many springs popping out, with the hour and minute hands flying off in all directions.

  The house is quiet now.

  Lu Xiaoran slept for a while longer, rubbed her eyes, and sat up from bed.

  "Husband... what time is it... hmm..." Lu Xiaoran said, stretching her waist.

  It is now 7:49

  "Ah!" Lu Xiaoran suddenly jumped up from the bed.

  "No way! We're reporting at 8 o'clock!"

  Lu Xiaoran quickly put on his clothes and went to the bathroom to splash some water on his face, then hastily brushed his teeth.

  With toothpaste foam still on his mouth, he opened the door and called Angie before rushing out.

  Lu Xiaoran ran down to the platform.

  The bus that runs every ten minutes has just left, leaving a trail of exhaust fumes behind.

  An Qi walked up to Lu Xiao Ran, who was panting, and said "It's now 7:58, you're still three kilometers away from A University, and taking a car will also make you late"

  Lu Xiaoran crouched on the ground panting heavily.

  "Fine... I give up... Let that old man hit me to death with a chalk, whatever... If only I knew, I wouldn't have run away..."

  "Get up"

  "What? Doing what?" Lu Xiaoran looked up at An Qi.

  "If you don't want to be late, get up," An Qi smiled at him.

  "Oh" Lu Xiao Ran stupidly stood up.

  An Qi walked up to Lu Xiao Ran, bowed slightly, and directly hoisted Lu Xiao Ran onto her shoulder.

  Then she carried Lu Xiaoran back a step and suddenly exerted her strength.

  An Qi suddenly darted forward like an arrow, carrying Lu Xiao Ran with her.

  Pedestrians on the roadside only felt a gust of wind passing by, and then they couldn't see anything.

  Lu Xiaoran only felt that his eyes were blown open, and he even felt that the fragrance on Angie's body was drifting backwards.

  He used all the adjectives he could think of to describe how he felt now: The Flash, Superman, Batman, Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, Iron Man.

  …

  In a large campus classroom, a bespectacled old man is holding a notebook and taking roll.

  Zhao Yanqing

  "Arrived!"

  Zhu Yubo

  "Arrived!"

  Wang Xu

  "Arrived!"

  Lu Xiaoran

  The classroom was quiet.

  "Lu Xiaoran" The thin old man called out again.

  At this time, the classroom door suddenly opened, and a strong gust of wind blew in, blowing the books and scrolls in the classroom all over the room.

  The wind stopped, and there were two more people in the classroom seats.

  "Arrived!"

  Lu Xiaoran had toothpaste foam all over his mouth and said with a raised hand.

  That thin old man continued calling out names...

  Zhou Jianhua

  "Arrived!"

  ……

  Everyone around was staring at Angie, staring blankly at this stunning beauty.

  Anqi shook her head and her short hair became tidy.

  Lu Xiaoran didn't have time to wash his hair in the morning, and just now he was carried by An Qi at a speed of three kilometers for thirty seconds, so his hair is almost as messy as Xi Li Ge's. Plus, he has toothpaste foam on his mouth, making him look like an idiot.

  "Were we just photographed by traffic police?"

  "No, I was carrying you when the police were knocked across the street"

  "Okay, husband, I'm going to jail soon."

  An Qi just smiled and took out a handkerchief to wipe away the toothpaste foam on Lu Xiao Ran's face.

  The classmates around saw this stunning beauty treating their silly classmate Lu Xiaoran like that and they also understood a bit in their hearts.

  All the men present looked at Lu Xiao Ran with hostility, thinking that they didn't have to fight for her anymore, since she already had an owner, and sat down in disappointment.

  All the sisters looked at Angie with gratitude, relieved that their boyfriends were safe and sound, and continued to sit on the cow dung, happy.

  "Alright! Classmates, our first lesson on the first day of school is as follows..."

  The thin old man finished speaking and pushed his glasses up, opening a box in front of him, which was full of chalk heads.

  He took out a piece of chalk, looked at everyone, then swung his hand and threw it against the wall, making a crisp "ding" sound. It seems that this strength is not trivial.

  Then the thin old man smiled awkwardly at everyone, as if waiting for an opportunity to strike.

  "Okay, turn the book to page 346."

  Everyone let out a sigh of relief. Lu Xiaoran covered his mouth and whispered, "This old man has a problem, we call him 'Chalk Head Killer', heh heh."

  Lu Xiaoran pointed at his own head and smiled foolishly at An Qi.

  The thin old man was writing formulas on the blackboard quickly and enthusiastically.

  "Connect the lead wire, turn on the power source, this is in circuit A, we also need to pay attention..."

  The old man suddenly turned around and saw Lu Xiaoran who was smiling foolishly.

  Then he saw the old man pick up a piece of chalk and throw it at Lu Xiaoran, shouting "Hi-yah!" as he did so.

  Lu Xiaoran had not yet discovered that the chalk was about to hit his head, and when he saw it, the chalk had already flown in front of him.

  "Oh no!" Lu Xiaoran covered his head.

  An Qi suddenly stretched out her hand and grabbed the pink pencil head.

  Then she opened her small white hand, put the chalk in her hand and weighed it, and suddenly swung her hand, throwing the chalk head at the thin old man.

  There was a loud "bang" sound of an explosion.

  An old man's back, a blackboard, a piece of chalk stuck in the board, only a small white head exposed, still emitting white smoke, like a bullet hitting the blackboard.

  "Be careful, teacher."

  Anqi smiled and said to the thin old man.

  The thin old man stood pitifully on the stage, his mouth wide open, his lips still trembling nonstop, and his eyes were about to pop out of his glasses.

  His nearly bald forehead bulged with blue veins, his face red all the way down to the base of his neck, probably scared out of his wits.

  The whole class including Lu Xiaoran was shocked by Angie's action just now.

  The scene froze like this, and Lu Xiaoran was afraid of scaring the old man to death.

  After a long time, the thin old man slowly raised his head, his eyes wide open like ET's, and with a stuttering voice said...

  "Next class..."