Chapter One
When "master of the house" Wang Dongshan came in, Tian Tingyu had already washed all the things that needed to be washed in the kitchen and bathroom. At that time, Tian Tingyu did not know Wang Dongshan.
The man entered the house when she was washing her face in the bathroom. Hearing someone enter, she looked out through the half-open bathroom door. At a glance, she blushed with shame. The man who entered and Lin Dingdang were tightly embracing each other. Next, they passionately kissed for a long time. At first, Tian Tingyu didn't dare to look, but finally, Tian Tingyu quietly closed the bathroom door and peeked through the gap that was only open by a finger's width. These two became more and more unbridled, the man put his hand into Lin Dingdang's collar, Lin Dingdang put her hand into the man's clothes...
It wasn't until Tian Tingyu accidentally knocked over the washbasin, making a loud noise, that the two of them separated.
Lin Dangdang led the man into the living room, she pushed open the bathroom door, as if nothing had happened here: "Xiaoyu, stop washing. Watch TV."
Tian Tingyu had already arranged the basin and shelf, and when Lin Dangdang came in, she pretended to wash her hands.
Lin Dangdang said: "Someone's coming."
"Is he my brother-in-law?" Tian Tingyu pulled down the towel and wiped her hands, asking: "Does he know me?"
"He knows you," Lin Dindong said: "But..."
"Is he my brother-in-law?"
"No."
"Isn't it?" Tian Tingyu was perplexed: "Then who is he?"
"Go!" Lin Dangdang pulled Tian Tingyu out of the bathroom: "Let me introduce you."
Lin Dangdang pulled Tian Tingyu into the living room and said to the man: "This is my newly recognized younger sister, Xiao Yu."
The man stood up enthusiastically and stretched out his hand to Tian Tingyu: "I know that Xiao Yu is not only your sister, but also a fellow villager!"
Tian Tingyu stretched out her hand and let the man hold it. The man held on and wouldn't let go: "My goodness! Could it be that the Seventh Fairy has descended to the mortal world?"
Lin Dingdong pulled open Tian Tingyu and said to the man, "Hey, I'm saying, who has this way of shaking hands with girls?" Lin Dingdong introduced the man to Tian Tingyu: "Little Jade, this is the chairman of the Municipal Literary Federation, surname Wang, Wang Dongshan, a great calligrapher."
"It's too kind of you, what a calligrapher? I can only write a few brush characters." Wang Dongshan humbly said: "Ding dong, I've prepared some cured meat and wine, let's warmly welcome Little Jade to our home for the first time."
"Hey, hey, this is my home," Lin Dindong corrected: "Not our home!"
"Alright, alright, it's your home!" Wang Dongshan went into the kitchen and brought out plates, bowls, and chopsticks. In a flash, he poured the cooked food from the plastic bag, including braised pork belly and pig ear slices, into the bowls and plates. Tian Tingyu arranged the chopsticks neatly and brought over wine cups. Lin Dingdang took the wine cups and filled them to the brim, placing them on the table.
Wang Dongshan raised his wine glass: "Come on, Xiaoyu, this first cup of wine is for me and your sister to toast you. I hope we can come and go frequently!"
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In the following time, Wang Dongshan proposed drinking with the "Pigsy fan ear" method.
The drinker uses both hands to mimic two pig ears, flapping them at the people on either side. As they flap, they suddenly point at someone, who then has to continue flapping. If they make a mistake or are slow, they have to drink. In order to achieve the goal of letting Tiantingyu have fun without getting drunk, Wang Dongshan often targets Lindingdong. If Tiantingyu loses too many times, he even volunteers to take her place drinking. This makes Lindingdong "jealous": "Chairman, this is just not fair! If it goes on like this, I'll be jealous!"
Wang Dongshan said calmly, "Ding dong, this is Xiao Yu's first time at our house, we can't let her drink too much and feel uncomfortable, right? Besides, you're the older sister and she's the younger sister. It's only natural for an older sister to yield to a younger sister!"
Lin Dongdong quickly drank a cup of wine: "Chairman Wang's criticism is correct, Xiaoyu, I'll punish myself with one dou!"
"Ah, now you're acting like an older sister!"
Tian Tingyu initially didn't dare to drink, fearing that she would make a mistake if she drank too much. Seeing Wang Dongshan protecting her like this, she also plucked up the courage to drink a few cups. She knew that with the good atmosphere and small wine glasses, plus Wang Dongshan's good drinking habits, she definitely wouldn't get drunk. How could she not drink? She was even a bit surprised - normally, she wouldn't even dare to smell the wine, but today... what was going on? Never mind, today she just wanted to drink, today she was willing to drink. Besides, even if she got drunk, there was still Lin Dangdang's sister around, so what was there to fear?! Moreover, she had a clear feeling that Wang Dongshan was really not bad, much better than Chen Shuji. Although they were both officials, people were just different. Think about Chen Yuntian - wasn't he just a municipal party secretary? What was so impressive about him? He always looked like someone owed him three liters of rice, with a serious face like the black-faced Judge Bao on TV. Look at Wang Dongshan, also an official, but did he have any airs about him? If only she could be a maid in Wang Dongshan's household!
Wine makes heroes bold, and also increases the courage of daughters. After drinking a few cups of wine, Tian Ting's face was as red as peach blossoms, her lips like red clouds. She rushed to drink more wine.
Wang Dongshan said seriously: "Xiaoyu! You can't drink anymore!"
Lin Dangdang also said: "Listen to Wang Ge, don't drink anymore. Let's ask Wang Ge to tell us a story."
"All right then. Chairman Wang, you go ahead and speak." Tian Tingyu said happily.
"He asked: 'Why do women wear bras?'"
Lin Dangdang asked: "Why?"
Wang Dongshan's explanation is that women wearing bras are inspiring men to have mistresses. Otherwise, why would a perfectly good pair of treasures need to be wrapped up? Wang Dongshan then recited the dirty joke he had made up: "The new marriage law stipulates that neither men nor women are allowed to wear pants! Especially women, who are also not allowed to wear bras!"
"Why?" asked Lin Ding Dong.
"Wang Dongshan said: 'Women wearing bras are guilty of harboring a second wife; those who wear pants are guilty of harboring a concubine.'"
Lin Dindong asked again: "What crime does a man commit by wearing pants?"
Wang Dongshan said: "The crime of privately storing guns and ammunition..."
Tian Tingyu thought to herself, "This Wang Dongshan is really shameless, opening his mouth and spouting gangster jokes." But seeing Lin Dingdang laugh until she was crying, Tian Tingyu couldn't help but follow suit, also laughing until tears streamed down her face. At this moment, Tian Tingyu felt that Wang Dongshan was particularly cultured and humorous...
The banquet carefully arranged by Wang Dongshan had an unexpected outcome.
He and Lin Dindong prepared two plays for Tian Tingyu tonight.
The first scene is the kissing game at the door.
This opening play, although simple, is very important. When designing this play, he had not yet seen Tian Tingyu. He just listened to Lin Dingdang say that this little girl was born with a beautiful appearance, and although she came from the countryside, her whole body exuded a kind of spiritual energy.
"She must be a virgin, I've taken care of this for you, how will you thank me?"
Wang Dongshan said, "This is extremely easy. During your internship at the Writers' Association, you performed well; you can unite with your comrades, take on editorial work, and get along with literature enthusiasts below. It's suitable for working in the Writers' Association! I suggest it! Suggest going to work in the Writers' Association!"
The second play is called "Pitying the Fragrance and Cherishing the Jade".
