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God is really lazy apparently

  The day was sunny with few cars passing by this street, usually at this time there would be alot more people, maybe they're all ay work or something.

  oh well that would be less worries for me right?

  hey there, im Natlan, just your average joe going about his weekly routine.

  Im not sure if im crazy but, I dont think its normal to have like a internal monologue with yourself, although others say its perfectly fine, me personally, I find it strangely narcissistic.

  Like what the fuck do you need an internal monologue for? not that I can be a judge when Im doing it right now.

  well anyway, I bought myself groceries for my 24th birthday tomorrow, I dont plan to invite anyone else besides my few friends. Hell, i dont think ill even do a party, just enjoy the day all by myself with chips and a movie marathon.

  Sounds lonely? Well fuck you I wanna spend my time alone sometimes.

  Well anyway, besides my snacks, I also have new pieces of clothing, a black shirt, a black hoodie, black rubber shoes, and black jogger pants.....

  Shut up I only look good in black.

  Well hey, I actually find monologues to be fun, no wonder why super villains always catches themselves monologuing for awhile. I always thought it was because they were autistic.

  Rude I know, but I aint wrong. Kinda...

  Well anyway, home is just right across this street and when I have an entire seasons catalogue of shows to watch on my TV.

  Hey there

  Oh hello! I hope you didnt mind me monologuing....

  wait a fucking a minute.

  I open my eyes to find that I was no longer on the street I was just in and was now standing infront of a man made of pure light.

  "What the fuck? who are you." I point at the man with a confused look on my face.

  Well to be frank, im God.

  Yep, Im fucking high. "Yeah yeah, and Im the owner of the sun. Damn, what kind of trip am I on?"

  Oh you are to be on a trip of a lifetime my good sir.

  "That sounds sexual, I do not feel safe anymore." I take a step back while I bring both my arms to my chest, staring directly at the man.

  Okay so Im hallucinating right now, that much is obvious, but why am I hallucinating some sort of pervert? Cant I hallucinate a hot big titty goth baddie instead?

  You have quite the weird taste.

  The man said when suddenly his form began to shift and from the light came a the hottest goth mommy I have ever seen.

  Straight black hair, thick eye liner, red eyes, plush lips, and the THICCEST body I have ever seen. Although, this does confirm im fucking hallucinating right now. I aint complaining.

  Now with that out of the way, Im here to offer you a job of sorts.

  "Hoh? Pray tell what I must do for you my goddess?" Since its all fake might aswell go along with it, Hopefully I wake up somewhere safe, or the asylum.

  Well you see, theres this world I really want however, lesser deities also want it, and have formed a union to formerly protest my claim.

  I watch 'God' puff up her cheeks and cross her arms under her big chest. she turned to me and continued with her rant.

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  Well I could always just erradicate them, Its too much work to deal with divinity, and I already have alot of worlds as well.

  Around me, the white space transformed into a plane of many mirrors, bur instead of infinite reflections, I saw images of different beautiful worlds.

  Then the reflections vanished and I was brought back into the white space, These hallucinations are strong af.

  Though despite my vast collection, I still want more, and thats where YOU come in.

  I point to myself and she nodded in response. Placing a hand on my shoulder she would make me gaze into the wide expanse of nothingness around us and with a exaggerated motion outstreached her other arm and said.

  I want you to conquer it and in return I give you incredible power. Enough to turn the world into a sandbox.

  She turned to me a sly smile all the while pressing her chest against my arm, I decide that was enough and get out of her grip. I take a few paces back before I turn to 'God'.

  This hallucination is really strong, I could actually feel her melons, they were really soft. "Well, since I have nothing to look forward to back on earth, I might as well take you up on that offer."

  She looked ready to celebrate when I held a finger towards her. "However, How am I, normal human, supposed to go against gods?"

  I already knew where this was going but I wanted to make sure incase they forget or dont tell me in advance.

  Do not fret, because I will provide you with powers and abilities! Though they'll be relatively weak at first since it'll be no fun to give you strong powers at the start.

  With this words leaving her mouth, I felt my heart thump strongly, I grasp my chest as a cramp like pain settled all over my body. Though it wasn't painful, more like one of those uncomfortable minor ones. "Agh! what the fuck bro!"

  I grit my teeth when suddenly I sense a strange energy course through me alongside basic information directly into my brain on how to utilize this new energy and my abilities.

  When everything ended, I was drenched in sweat while I labored to draw breath, but a smile formed after organizing the new information in my brain.

  Apparently, God gave me superhuman physical traits, though vague, It apparently affects all my five senses aswell as speed, strength, and more.

  The other one was the ability to overwrite living things with a touch. I could not only manipulate myself, animals, and plants to look differently, I can also make them function differently on a genetic level.

  The last one was telekinesis, simple but has alot of uses. Whats more, is that the weight I can carry is decided by how much of this energy I input into it, which I shall call mana.

  I look back up to God and with a confused look. "So what now? Do I just-"

  My words were cut off when a portal opened up from beneath me. The portal acted like some sort of window and from what I see, It was the open blue sky.

  Best of luck.

  Is all they say when I fell right into the portal, as I fall into it, I see that their expression, although happy seemed to not hold much hope for this. Looks like im sort of trial for them.

  Hopefully I wake up soon.

  I then fly out the other end and whilst screaming fall back down to the ground, landing on my back. Groaning, I roll to my side and begin to doubt that this is a hallucination, because this feels too real.

  Annoyed, I look around my periphery and found myself in an open plain with what seems to be a forest behind me, and a river the cut through it and down the plains.

  Breathing in the fresh air, I place a hand on my head and wonder what my first step was. If this truly isnt an illusion, I cant play around recklessly. God never said anything about respawns so Ill treat this like minecraft hardcore, just without the digging into the ground to wait out the night.

  Okay so, first things first, I wanna try out my abilities. I had gotten the basics from the info fed into me so it should work fine?

  I look to a decent sized rock and with my palm open faces towards it, I channel energy to lift the rock. With some effort, the rock began to levitate. This is really fun honestly.

  bringing the rock towards my palm, so now it would rest perfectly in it. I would play with it for a bit before facing the forest behind me. Winding up for a pitcher throw, I YEET the rock towards the trunk of a tree.

  The rock flew out like a speeding bullet and created a gaping hole on its side. Turning it into a apple logo, bit with a tree. So I guess my physical strengths have been enhanced, though this is alot.

  wirh my first two abilities tested, one more to go.

  Though, I dont really feel up to it right now, Maybe I can do it later when I've had the energy to bother with its mechanics, because from the info I have, I apparently still need fundemental understanding of gow each organ should function aswell as how it should interact with the rest, and this is just for basic alteration.

  I let out a sigh. Guess ill get to conquering? But how am I gonna start? Man this is really hard actually.

  I feel my eyes go hazy as my brain went into overdrive trying to think of how am I to go about all this as drool escaped my lips.

  The sounds of rushing water brought me back to the real world. Here I look to a doe drinking only for it to notice me aswell. I wave hello, only for it to begin walking away.

  Offended, I scare it away. Bastard. I shake my head when I realize the river was there. If there was river, then somewhere down the line I can find civilization.

  Yes I need people if I want to begin conquering. I laugh to myself in a evil manner when it dawned on me. They probably wont take me seriously if I just waltz right in and claim to be a divine emissary, I dont have the charismatic charm of Jesus.

  Bringing a finger to my chin, I look around my surroundings. Maybe I can find inspiration. Then my eyes caught sight of a bird flying over head, its old feather shedding away and drifted downward.

  Thats it, I need wings!

  I look behind me, and steel my resolve. I found a reason to use my one ability, which I shall call uh.... whatever ill deal with that later.

  My attention returns to the task at hand. I begin to concentrate on the image in my head, imagining dove like wings bursting forth from my back. The feeling of the flesh on my back bubbling asserted that I was doing this correctly so I push forward.

  I envision how the bones would be set up, in what way the joints bend, soon after flesh and nerves grow over these followed by the snow white feathers.

  Because of my focus on envisioning, I was not able to feel the shirt on my back tear away as my wings burst outwards, sending feathers flying in many directions.

  I now feel a different sensation on me, like as if I now had another pair of arms. Facing my back to see the fruits of my glorious labor, I jump in joy at the success of my first trial while trying to get them to flap.

  It was hard at first, taking a few minutes for my brain to get use to using the new set of limbs, but with time I could now get them to flap, although it was like trying to write with your left hand.

  Though, it was easy to learn, maybe another feature to one of my skills? or is it just this easy?

  Well not that it matters, what does is quickly mastering these set of limbs, so for now I should spend a few hours practicing.

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  Its been a few hours now, in that time ive not only gotten used to using my wings as comfortably as my arms, but also learned more about how my abilities worked.

  I wont get into the finer details but one thing though, is that I cant fly with these wings. Turns out it still needs to follow normal sciences and cant just break reality on a whim.

  Though, to counteract this, I am gonna be using my telekinesis to lift myself into the air. Although my tranfigurating ability cant break reality, telekinesis definetly does.

  So with a deep breath, I willed myself to fly with telekinesis as my wings unfurled and flapped. A little bit of eccentricity never hurt anyone.

  As I soared further and higher, my eyes widened to sight of the broad horizon before me. Taking in before me, like how the deep green of the forest below blended into the lighter coloration of the plains that stretch out into the far horizon.

  Speaking of, from just beyond a silhoutte of a village stood, which could be reached if I just follow the river upstream.

  Dont care if this is a hallucination, am gonna live it out. So my goal has been set.

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