2008, March 29; 1:00 AM

  B.S.A. Director: “TAKE 1, ACTION!”

  Interviewee Aiko: “My name is Aiko, and this is the B.S.A. Inter…um…what was it again?”

  B.S.A. Director: “TAKE 2, ACTION!”

  Interviewee Aiko: “My name is Aiko, and this is the B.S.A. Intersex!...Intersex?”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “INTERVIEW.”

  B.S.A. Director: “TAKE 3, ACTION!”

  Interviewee Aiko: “My name is: What? My name is: Who? My name is chika chika slim shady!”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “I…”

  B.S.A. Director: “TAKE 4, ACTION!”

  Interviewee Aiko: *Whilst munching on snacks* “Huh…? Okay that one was my bad, I wasn’t paying attention—”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “AIKO—!”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “So Mr. Takahashi, how has life been in Divison Special?”

  Interviewee Aiko: “I mean, it’s pretty cool I guess y’know? I mean like, It’s pretty great! DID YOU KNOW, we have working coffee machines?”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Okay…are you saying that the rest of the B.S.A. doesn’t have working coffee machines?”

  Yasuka from outside: *Muffled* HAH, IDIOT! S-Sorry!

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  Interviewer Shizuku: “Mr. Takahashi, what inspired you to join the B.S.A.?”

  Interviewee Aiko: “Honestly? I thought it’d get me some HOT CHICKS.”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Aren’t you gay?”

  Interviewee Aiko: “WHAAAAAAA—”

  Police later came over after someone from the floor below heard the scream

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Mr. Takahash-” *Knock Knock*

  Interviewee Aiko: “Hollon, I think thats my food.”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Did you order?”

  Interviewee Aiko: “Hold on!”

  5 Minutes Later

  Interviewee Aiko: “Check it oooouttt! I got sum Chicken Teriyaki!”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Right…So Mr. Takahashi—”

  Interviewee Aiko: *Obnoxious Munching* “Have I told you how much I LOVE Chicken Teriyaki?”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Can we get back to the—”

  Interviewee Aiko: *Obnoxious Munching* “And like every day my grandma made me this exact chicken? Cool right?”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Kill yourself.”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Mr. Takahashi, what are your opinions on your co-workers?”

  Interviewee Aiko: “Well which one?”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “Let’s start with Mr. (Ryo) Nakamura”

  Interviewee Aiko: “He’s sooorta an asshole…I take that back, hes just an asshole.”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “And what about the new recruit, Miss Yasuka?

  Interviewee Aiko: “She’s like a little sister to me; that being said I never wanted a little sister. Like what type of idiot doesn't have a last name??”

  Interviewer Shizuku: “I see.”

  Yasuka from Outside: *Muffled* “I DO! I’M THE IDIOT WITHOUT THE LAST NAME, AND I’M A GODDAMN GENIUS!”

  Ryo from Outside: *Muffled* “Takes an asshole to know an asshole, asshole!”

  *END OF RECORDING*