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Emmett Garcia has never been on a date. It''''s not his fault, what girl would ever go for a guy like him? He''''s small, and weak, and he doesn''''t have the effortless confidence of his handsome bisexual coworker, Tony. Trying to date just seems like so much hard work. When Tony asks Emmett to be his Valentine, he can''''t help but say yes. Just to see what it''''s like, of course. Tony knows he''''s straight, so really they''''re just two guys hanging out. Even if Tony isn''''t exactly treating him like a guy... This is an extremely cliche, basic eggfic featuring all the classics: a protagonist who looks like a girl without even trying! A cis girl friend whose only goal in life is to give her bestie a makeover! A big strong handsome dominant man for our egg to swoon over! And then also a pretty full on objectifying oral sex scene at the end. Enjoy!